Angry Czeck for President

Oh, here's something. Did I mention this? I can't remember. I know this dude who's running for president. I told you that, right?

Yeah. It's been a month since my agitated pal The Angry Czeck—the author behind perhaps the only politically slanted blog in the Interworld I can stand to read without tearing my own face off—announced his candidacy for President of the United States. You’ve probably seen his link down there on the side somewhere. (Yeah, we link to each other. In obscure blogger circles, that’s as close as any of us ever gets to political back-scratching.)

Now I know you haven't heard his name bandied about on your CNNs, your MSNBCs, your CSPANs, your HGTVs—yet. But if I know Angry Czeck, he's just biding his time, waiting for the right moment to launch a full-frontal, all-senses onslaught on the mainstream media. It'll probably start out with a couple of Facebook videos, but it won’t be long before his brutal, rancorous brand of American Patriotism is scoring major airtime.

I'm not yet fully schooled on the Angry Party's stances on every issue. But I can assure you of one thing: On the issue of Anger, the Czeck's soapbox doesn't wobble. When he says angry, he means Angry. Like acidic alien venom in your hippie eyes Angry. Like 8 or 10 more kicks to the head even after you’ve passed out from the pain Angry. The man makes Mike Gravel look like Betty Crocker. He's angry, see.
These men recently paid money to watch Norm McDonald perform a live comedy routine. Angry Czeck is angrier than they are.

Anyway, be on the lookout for this kid. Do I think he’d make a good president? Hell, I don’t care. I’m just jockeying for some cushy, lucrative and essentially meaningless senior staff appointment in the event that he actually pulls this thing off. Like, I dunno, Director of something. Homeland Security or some crap. I’m more than under-qualified enough.

If nothing else, doesn't the man who wrote this deserve at least a look for Most Powerful Man in the World? I say yes. Angrily, yes.