Things Said By Guys Who Play Chess for Hours in Coffee Shops Or Things Said By People Who Talk Too Much During Sex

Part III of the scientifically implausible Blogger on the Rove Series

“I guess I pretty much have to decide which one to give you.”

“Interesting.”

“I don’t know if I like this position right now.”

“That was one of the hardest falls I’ve ever had.”

“Ewww.”

"Well, you're getting a lot of yardage out of this, that's for sure."

"I knew this knight would come back to haunt me."

“At first I didn’t know what you were going for there, but now I see.”

“I get the distinct feeling I’ve fallen into a trap.”

“Ouch.”

"That's probably not going to be good there."

“Getting out of this is gonna take some work.”

“That’s a pretty standard strategy actually.”

“Do you want a refill?”

“Yeah, I realized I’d made a mistake the minute I took my hand off.”

“You win.”