Thursday, May 14, 2009

How to Develop an Ad Campaign for Men

Part I of the strategically innovative What's the Big Idea? Series

Step One

Choose one of the following:
1. Laws
2. Rules
3. Science
4. Stuff
5. Tips
6. Junk
7. Talk
8. Secrets
9. Math
10. Wisdom

Step Two
Place the word "Man" before the word you selected in Step One.

EXAMPLE:
Man Tips


Step Three
Preface the resulting phrase from Step Two with the name of your company/product, followed by the word "Presents".

EXAMPLE:
Saucy Lopez's Xtra Spicy Beer Chili Bacon on a Stick Presents: Man Tips


Step Four (Optional)
Purchase a gorilla costume.

Congratulations. You are now a fucking hack.

1 comments:

TBMimsTheThird said...

You gonna talk about breaking up three-word taglines and putting periods behind each word, too? Fucking asshat with the secret telling.