INT DAY - THE MILLENNIUM FALCON

Luke: But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see. How’m I supposed to fight?

(muffled laughter)

Ben: Your eyes can, um, deceive you. Don’t trust them!

(muffled laughter)

Luke: Don’t trust my eyes?

Ben: Yeah. No. Stretch out with your feelings.

Luke: Stretch my what?

(muffled laughter)

Ben: You know. Your feelings. Just… like, feel it!

Luke: But how can…

Ben: Listen, you want to be a Jedi, don’t you?

Luke: Well, sure I do, it’s just that…

Ben: Well, this is part of that. Fighting with the blast shield down. That’s part of the deal. All Jedis do it.

(muffled laughter)

Luke: They do?

Ben: Sure they do.

Luke: This isn’t like when you guys made me eat all that food mixed up together is it? When I got sick?

Ben: Mm-m. What? No, no, this isn’t like that. That was a joke. This is real. This is a real Jedi thing. Fighting with the blast shield down. Ask anyone. You guys have all heard of that, right?

Chewbacca: Aaauurrrghh.

Han: Fighting with the blast shield down.

Ben: Fighting with the blast shield down.

Luke: Well, okay then. I’ll give it a try.

Ben: Try not. Do.

Luke: What?

Ben: Eh. Uh, nothing. Just do it. Try it. Whatever.

Luke: Okay. Turn the thing on.

Ben: Wait, wait, here. Put this on too.

(muffled laughter)

Luke: What is this? It feels like…

Ben: It’s nothing. It’s uhhh… Jedi skull… cap. You know, for Jedis.

Luke: It feels like…

Ben: It’s nothing.

Luke: It feels like ladies’ panties.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: It’s not. It’s a Jedi skull hat. Cap. Just put it on.

Luke: But…

Ben: On your head.

(muffled laughter)

Luke: Hey, are you guys laughing?

Ben: No. What? No. Never mind them. Yes. They’re laughing at you. Cos you don’t want to be a Jedi.

Luke: But I do! I do want to be a Jedi!

Ben: I don’t know. I think maybe this was a mistake.

Luke: No, Ben! I really do want to be a Jedi!

Ben: I don’t know. I just don’t know if it’s working out. What do you guys think?

Chewbacca: Aaauurrrghh.

Han: Yeah, maybe it’s not working out, kid.

Luke: Give me that Jedi skull cap! I’ll show you guys. I am a Jedi.

(muffled laughter)

Ben: Okay, buddy.